Today I ran out of Anti-diarrhoea pills.............now I am up shit's creek without a paddle.
When we were in the desert with Moses for 40 years, diarrhoea was so easy to deal with.....you just squatted and "shitted".
Nobody gave a shit really.
And peaking of shit..........this Israeli dude smoked a bong in the same room with my suitcase..........
..............now I am worried that my suitcase will cause the drug sniffing dogs to go ballistic...........
In Israel.......it may be shit.........but it's "Holy Shit."
